Hwait... HWAAAT?!

Pulp fiction

Lol the cop played the gender game card too :)

I summon thee

"Coaching the witness".

Not tofurkey.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Mark Twain

Trump phone (Made in China)

Depending on how your weekend went, it still could.